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Are you thinkin' about taking drugs?
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Well, think again,
because drugs are not the answer.
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Take it from me, Hank Wiggen.
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Oh, don't remember this ugly mug?
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Two years ago, I was a star.
I won n-nine games in a row.
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- But by the end of August, I was gone-
- Cut! Cut!
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- Not good, huh?
- Well, you caught the ball.
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Yeah.
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Look, I usually don't, you know,
give line readings, but let me-Try this.
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Hollywood ain't holdin' its breath.
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Yeah, well, they're doin' it wrong.
I mean, for Hank.
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[Man]
Tell the director.
[Woman Laughs]
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I thought I'd give the marriage a few months
before I go for the meddling wife thing.
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His arm came back the day after
you hooked up. I say meddle.
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You okay?
Just gas.
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Go help your man. Give me
a little room here to work it out.
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Take it from me, Hank Wiggen.
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Like that?
No.
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Hey, sweetheart.
Hey.
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Hi, Bryan.
Hey.
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Having trouble with the big speech?
Yeah. You got any ideas?
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It's your story.
Just be yourself.
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Drugs were there, you took 'em.
Simple.
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Why'd you get clean?
'Cause I was gonna die.
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And, come April,
'cause you're clean,
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you're starting Opening Day
against the Yanks.
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Try it her way?
Yeah.
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Okay. Okay.
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Let's start with the second part first.
That'll get him in the groove.
Okay.
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We'll do the throwing thing first.
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Everybody wants to direct.
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- Warner all right?
- Yeah, he's good.
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You just bring it, babe.
Just tell your story.
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Roll cameras.
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Rolling.
Sound. Speed.
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Come on, kid.! Show 'em
what you're gonna give the Yankees.!
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All right, action!
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[Screaming, Groaning]
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[Groaning]
Oh, God!
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You okay?
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
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He's got osteopenia. His bones
are too thin to fix the arm problem.
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No. Price is not a problem
if you have what I need.
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Young man?
How did you know?
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Well, if he's an old man,
osteopenia would just be a fact of life.
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You make him comfortable, send him home,
which means you're just boring me.
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So he's young, which means
it's most likely caused by cancer.
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You're here because you haven't found it.
Have you looked really, really hard?
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M.R.I. And PET scan
are both negative.
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Well, how old is he?
Maybe the osteopenia is just early onset.
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Ah, let's see.
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"Born 9/21/77."
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It's Hank Wiggen?
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And he signed it. Sweet.
Yeah.
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"ToJimmy Wilson,
the Cy Young of medicine."
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Did you ask for that?
Just the "Jimmy" part.
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The bone's too thin to support the kind
of surgery that would let him pitch again.
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But if we figure out
what's causing the osteopenia,
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we can reverse the bone damage,
then do the surgery.
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Beat the Yankees
and save the free world.
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It was a working dinner.
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My work- Company pays.
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I don't know. I just feel kind of weird
after what it turned into.
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Well, then it stopped being work.
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You know, if it'll solve
your ethics problem,
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you can reimburse me for these.
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What are they, $5.57, I believe?
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Mmm.
Let me know about Friday?
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- Yeah.
- Mmm.
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[Exhales]
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[Door Closes]
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[Chuckles]
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[Chase]
None of the usual suspects.
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Age isn't right, in apparent
perfect health before this incident,
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M.R.I. And PET scan negative for tumors.
Test him again.
It's gotta be cancer.
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Sorry I'm late.
Car broke down on the interstate.
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Don't believe you.
CHEM-7 shows a poor kidney function.
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- Why would a guy in his 20s
have a poor kidney function?
- Cancer.
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It first attacks the bones,
and then the kidneys.
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Come on, people.
He was 17 and 7. His E.R.A. Was 2.1.
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You want it to be his kidneys,
because if it's his kidneys,
then maybe we can treat it, fix it.
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And if it's cancer,
then he'll never pitch again.
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If this were a regular guy
who broke his arm lifting a box,
you would've sent him home.
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My God, you're right. I lost my head.
All life is equally sacred.
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I promise you. The next knitting injury
that comes in here, we're on it
like stink on cheese.
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- He weighed 175 his rookie year.
- Stop.
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Now he's 195
after playing a year in Japan.
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Why?
He let himself go.
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Steroids. The guy was a drug user.
I'm sure he wouldn't have balked
at pumping up through chemicals.
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That'd explain the weight gain
and the kidney problems.
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And the bone loss.
Go ask him what he's on.
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When he says nothing,
have him pee in a cup.
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If your car breaks down,
you're an hour late, not two minutes.
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And two minutes isn't late enough
to use a clever excuse like car trouble.
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I was coming in early.
Huh.
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Unprompted lies.
That's a bad sign.
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Either a guilty conscience,
or something personal's going on.
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See, that's all you had to do-
just walk in, sit down, do your job.
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No. No, I never took 'em.
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We're gonna need a urine sample.
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Oh, no, you don't trust me.
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Baby, I'm worried about
takin' this morphine.
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You're in pain.
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The doses are monitored.
It's not a slip.
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Besides, opiates weren't your thing.
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They should've been.
Whoa.
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Mr. Wiggen? The urine sample.
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I wanna say no, so I am- no.
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Trust is a big issue in early recovery.
He really did gain the weight honestly.
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If you say so.
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You're not gettin' it.
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He thinks I'm an idiot.
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He sure does.
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Should we save a sample?
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Dr. Sports Fan can put it in Lucite
and hang it around his neck.
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Hey, Friday night,
can you cover for me?
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I think so.
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Oh, Friday. No, I'm sorry. I have to go
to that oncology thing, the seminar.
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Oh.
What's goin' on?
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Dinner with the drug rep.
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Castine Pharmaceuticals.
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Arnie?
Claims he has 500 lawyer jokes,
only tells one?
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Uh... new guy.
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You need cash?
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[Sighs]
No, l- I don't have that much on me.
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No, no, it's not a problem.
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I'll be over by 6:00. Okay.
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5:00 p.m. Dr. House checks out.
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It's 4:45.
I was rounding up.
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Carol Moffatt.
Please see Dr. House in Exam One.
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- Whoa, whoa, not so fast, Cathy.
- It's Carol.
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Uh-
Uh, trouble with the leg?
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- When's the wedding?
- This Saturday.
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Ooh. Not much time
to fit into that pretty dress.
And no time for practical shoe shopping.
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- You're running two miles a day
further than you should be.
- It hurts right here-
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New shoes, less miles,
and ix-nay on the afternoon Cokes.
You're gonna look beautiful.
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- What's wrong with you?
- I can't get my contact lenses out.
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Out of what?
They're not in your eyes.
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- But they're red.
- That's because you're trying
to remove your corneas.
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What's wrong with you?
Uh, lately, my wife has noticed that-
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Yeah, yeah. Symptoms.
We're working on a personal best here.
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U-Uh, numbness in my feet
and hands, uh, constipation-
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And?
Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable
talking about his private matters.
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Well, neither would I if I was having
trouble controlling my pee-pee.
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You're a dentist.
Nitrous oxide poisoning.
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Which means you're either
dipping into your own supply
or you got a bad valve in the office.
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Laughing gas rehab's probably
more expensive than the plumber.
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Meanwhile, get yourself some B-12.
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Who's left?
I can't see.
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No, I'm just screwin' with you.
It's a hangover.
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My English lit prof told me
he'd fail me next time
if I didn't show up with a doctor's note.
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Well, make friends with the dentist.
He can give you a note, and maybe
a little nitrous to take the edge off.
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[Cameron]
Dr. House.
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He tested negative for steroids.
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Elevated beta-2 proteins though.
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Could be cancerous-
amyloidosis or lymphoma.
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Or steroids.
You guys got any money on you?
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He tested negative for steroids.
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I have a couple 20s on me.
Fifty of'em?
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Foreman?
The fat-pad biopsy and abdominal C.T. Scan
were negative for the cancers, but-
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That just leaves us
with steroids.
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He tested negative for steroids.
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Less money is made by biochemists
working on a cure for cancer...
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than by their colleagues struggling valiantly
to find ways to hide steroid use.
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But there is one thing
they can't hide.
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Hi. I'm Dr. House.
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And this is the coolest day of my life.
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[Clears Throat]
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See?
Steroid use shrinks the testicles.
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I'm clean, man.
No steroids, no nothin'.
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Your lips say no,
your prunes say yes.
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Hypogonadism.
Isn't that a great word?
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Thanks. We don't get
to say it nearly enough.
Start him on Lupron right away.
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These freaks are willing
to defile themselves
for mass entertainment.
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For money.
I feel sorry for them.
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He drops a clean urine,
denies using steroids.
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And you're giving him a drug
for what, steroid abuse?
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No, no, it's not.
It's got calcium in it.
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It's very good for the bones.
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Basically, at a molecular level,
it's just milk.
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[Sighs]
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[Woman On P.A.]
Dr. Whitman to Anesthesiology.
Dr. Whitman, Anesthesiology.
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How long do you figure
before I get a call from Cuddy?
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- [Cuddy] You put him on Lupron?
- Uh-huh.
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- And you told them it was like milk.
- Yes.
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Is there any way
in which that is not a lie?
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It's creamy.
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- But I had three reasons.
- Good ones?
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Well, we'll see in a minute.
I'm just making them up now.
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- He lied to me first.
- Your mother did teach you
two wrongs don't make a right.
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Lfhe lies to me about not taking steroids,
and I lie to him about not treating steroids,
he's cured.
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Adds up for me.
Second reason.
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If I told him the truth,
he wouldn't have taken the stuff.
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And if he told you the truth,
what would the stuff do to him?
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- Severe respiratory problems.
- Third reason?
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I wanted to eliminate
the placebo effect.
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Excellent.
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You and your lawyer
can write a paper.
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Which brings me to my fourth reason.
I thought you said
there were only three.
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- I thought you'd buy one of'em.
- Seriously?
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He's not gonna sue.
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Because his lawyer is a nice guy...
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who'll realize it's unfair to blame us
for ruining this kid's $100 million career.
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Good guess, but no.
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If the Lupron causes respiratory problems,
it means he's not on steroids.
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Which means there's
something else wrong with him.
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And the choices
for that something else...
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are almost universally very bad.
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[Wheezing]
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[Gasping, Wheezing Intensifies]
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[House]
Osteopenia, messing his bones up.
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Hypogonadism,
impaired liver function,
kidney function.
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And we have managed to find
the only professional athlete in the galaxy...
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who is not on steroids.
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And it's not cancer.
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So what's killing him?
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Who shares my suspicions
that the Yankees were somehow involved?
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Shrunken testicles indicate his body's
not putting out enough testosterone.
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Throw out the lungs.
That was the Lupron-my fault.
Don't worry. I'll send him a nice note.
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What about something environmental?
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Arsenic, mercury.
The symptoms could indicate-
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Pretty small environment.
Wife's fine, no one else is sick.
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If you throw out the kidneys,
everything else adds up.
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The testicles, the bones,
the impaired liver function...
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could all be caused
by a breakdown
of his adrenal glands.
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Addison's disease. I like it.
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Mainly, of course,
because the treatment is-
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00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:22,188
- Steroids.
- Enough irony for all of us.
228
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,853
Treatment would cause him
to retain fluid.
229
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:28,059
- With the kidneys almost
shut down already, he'll die.
- So we'll get him a new kidney.
230
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,330
Your theory is that Addison's
is causing all the symptoms...
231
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,394
except for the kidney problems.
232
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:37,806
- What's causing the kidney problems?
- Cameron, if you had to make
an ironic guess right about now-
233
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,311
[Cameron, Chase]
He tested negative for steroids.
234
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,870
Agreed.
He's not on steroids now.
235
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:46,611
But if he was on them
at any time in the last five years,
it could have caused the kidney damage.
236
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,783
You see, kidneys don't wear watches.
237
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:57,318
Sure, gall bladders do, but it doesn't matter,
'cause kidneys can't tell time.
238
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,591
Steroid damage could take years.
239
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,897
No steroids. How many times
does he have to tell you?
240
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,834
I don't know.
241
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,840
How many times did he lie about cocaine
before coming clean with the league?
242
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,809
- That's completely different.
- Oh, that's right, I remember.
243
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:16,837
You never did come clean.
The league was out to get you.
They faked the blood tests.
244
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,850
You had to get yourself
a lawyer and everything.
245
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,547
If Hank says he never used steroids,
that's the truth.
246
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:28,287
That's too bad,
because our theory is that
the kidney damage is caused by "A, '"
247
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,294
and everything else
is caused by "B."
248
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,331
The beauty of this theory is
that we can treat "A" and "B."
249
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,857
But if you add the kidney symptoms
back into the mix,
250
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,803
then we are looking
at another letter altogether,
251
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,806
one that is apparently
not in the alphabet.
252
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:46,470
We can't fix the bones,
no more baseball, no more breathing,
253
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,479
no more brain function.
254
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,116
Get another explanation.
255
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:55,676
Okay. Yeah, I think I got one
in my other pants.
256
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,154
Hold on.
257
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,394
Five years ago. Bangor, Maine.
258
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,564
My pitching coach had me on something.
I never knew what it was.
259
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,366
And you never tried too hard
to find out either.
260
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:16,302
I gained twelve pounds of muscle
in, like, four weeks.
261
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,206
I'm sorry, baby.
262
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,904
Huh?
263
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,476
How ya doin', Doc?
Good. Very good, yeah.
264
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,354
You want me to put Hank Wiggen
on the transplant list.
265
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:38,590
He needs a new kidney. I was thinking
the kidney people might have some.
266
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:43,567
They like to save them for people who have-
How do I put this? Kidney problems.
267
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,502
He's a professional ball player.
Brings joy to millions.
268
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,735
Do you really want to be known as
the hospital that sent him home to die?
269
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:53,175
That's a great idea.
We could be the hospital
that killed two people-
270
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:56,737
the guy who deserved the kidney,
and the ball player we bumped up the list...
271
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,749
when we weren't even sure
what was wrong with him.
272
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,546
Everything else
is related to the Addison's.
273
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,849
The test for Addison's
was inconclusive.
274
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,719
The test for Addison's
is always inconclusive.
275
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,385
Why do we do it at all?
We should just ask you.
276
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,434
You're not putting him on the list.
277
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,130
Your powers of deduction
are breathtaking.
278
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:23,038
- You take a perverse pleasure
in turning me down.
- What I live for.
279
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:29,980
Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day-
ask me something I can say "Yes" to.
280
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:50,634
Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor.
I didn't know you were busy.
Want me to come back?
281
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,933
- Is he on the list?
- No.
282
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,305
- Then I'm giving him one of mine.
- Okay.
283
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,675
You're not gonna tell me it's a bad idea?
Why give a kidney to someone
who might not be able to use it?
284
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,408
Not my area.
285
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,473
That is, however, my chair.
286
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,619
When do we do it?
287
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,951
Very noble gesture.
288
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,789
My favorite kind.
Dramatic, yet completely empty.
289
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,987
The chances of nonidentical twins
being a match-
290
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,996
You live alone?
You writing a book?
291
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:22,124
I made it a question
just 'cause it's more polite.
292
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,533
You got a big "keep out" sign
stapled on your forehead.
293
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,197
That explains it.
I told 'em to put it on my door.
294
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:32,539
Even if real human contact is something
you don't have or even want or need,
295
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,841
you should at least be able
to see it in other people.
296
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,380
Yeah. Right.
297
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,781
True love- that's just how
we match organs these days.
298
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,515
There's a couple in France-
high school sweethearts-
they're trading brains.
299
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,452
We're a match. Run your tests.
300
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,293
[Pager Buzzing]
301
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,408
Hey. The lab call?
Is she a match?
302
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,410
Haven't heard yet.
303
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,914
You got a text message, though.
"Friday night." Very cryptic.
304
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,883
Gee, thanks for checking.
Can you cover for me?
305
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,283
Oncology seminar.
Right.
306
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,016
Friday night the same thing
as the car trouble?
307
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,921
I had car trouble.
308
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,790
House says you were lying.
I believe him.
309
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:26,558
What's that?
You got a little wet smudge
at the end of your nose.
310
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,260
Hey, I like the guy.
He says what he wants,
does what he wants.
311
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,928
He won't talk to anyone
unless he can jerk them around.
312
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,768
Or needs a thousand bucks.
What is with that?
313
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,933
I scored.
314
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,004
It's a brave new world, Doc,
315
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,309
and we are the cutting edge.
316
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:49,447
You are looking
at two all-access passes...
317
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,250
to paradise itself.
318
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,358
How much?
True cost?
No man can say.
319
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,521
Could that man's accountant say?
320
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,861
One thousand dollars.
Whew.
321
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,960
Friday night.
The biggest official monster truck jam
in the history of New Jersey.
322
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,397
Okay, please tell me
you didn't just say Friday night.
323
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:12,443
Whatever you've got, you cancel.
[Stammering]
324
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,412
I can't do it.
They only give these tickets
to owners.
325
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,916
Anytime we wanna be
in the middle of the track,
we're in the middle of the track.
326
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:22,784
These tickets are so good,
we have to sign a release.
327
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,414
I mean it.
We do this, we could die.
328
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,982
I've got the oncology thing.
L- l-
329
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,929
The rectal cancer lecture-
they booked me a year ago.
L-l-l-l-I can't get out.
330
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,989
There's no way out.
331
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:39,401
Fine.
I'll ask one of my other friends.
332
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,564
Huh.
333
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,333
What? You're saying
I've only got one friend?
334
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:49,437
Uh... and wh-who-
335
00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,250
Kevin in Bookkeeping.
336
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,116
Okay, well, first of all,
his name's Carl.
337
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,247
I call him Kevin.
338
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:01,019
It's his secret friendship club name.
339
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,928
It's hookers.
[Cameron]
Oh, my God.!
340
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,956
Multiple hookers. But House is House.
He's gotta have it his way.
Four or five women.
341
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,299
This isn't even funny.
What?
You don't think he has sex?
342
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:15,863
- No, of course he-
- He doesn't have sex, he makes love.
343
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,875
[Laughing]
I didn't say that.
344
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,434
[Buzzing]
345
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,309
It's the lab.
346
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:24,110
Dr. Foreman.
347
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,152
[Man On P.A.]
Respiratory Therapy, call 4702.
348
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,620
Respiratory Therapy,
pick up 4702.
349
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:35,626
If you have the results,
I'd like you to talk to both of us.
If you don't, I'm late for a meeting.
350
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,152
Believe me. I'd much rather
be with your better half.
351
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:43,065
And by better half, I mean the one who
struck out Sammy Sosa on three pitches...
352
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,501
and talks a lot less.
353
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:49,506
But I thought I would
talk to you first and alone.
354
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:52,737
I got your results back from the lab.
355
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,006
You do match.
356
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,241
L- I do?
357
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,051
You're also pregnant.
358
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,829
You can't be a donor.
359
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,994
Not in your current condition.
360
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:33,145
Um... excuse me.
361
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:35,652
I have to go talk to my husband.
362
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,771
[Printer Beeping]
363
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:59,538
Heart looks good.
We can schedule the transplant.
364
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:01,374
No transplant.
365
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,812
Lola's not gonna have an abortion.
366
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,477
Actually, your wife just told me
that she was making an appointment.
367
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,747
I don't care what she said.
368
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,483
I think you two
need to discuss this further.
369
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,583
We've been trying to get pregnant
almost since we met.
370
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:18,720
Well, it's your wife's decision
whether or not-
371
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,823
She wants to trade a child
for a kidney. That's murder.
372
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,891
I'm not gonna let her do that.
373
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,840
Foreman says we've got a problem
about the transplant.
374
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:34,777
If she terminates the pregnancy,
he's not gonna let himself die on principle.
375
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:37,781
Would you give up a baby
for someone you love?
376
00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:42,447
Please tell me I don't have to decide.
377
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,581
It depends.
How long would they live?
378
00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:48,922
This is a pragmatic question
for you?
379
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,928
Fifty years, no problem.
380
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:53,430
Six months, I say let him die.
381
00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:58,765
I've actually given this a lot of thought.
My personal tipping point is
seven years, eight months and 14 days.
382
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,429
I couldn't do it.
383
00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:02,439
You found religion?
384
00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:06,034
- Do you have to be religious
to believe a fetus is a life?
- There seems to be a correlation.
385
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,379
I'm, uh-
[Sighs]
386
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,515
Do you like monster trucks?
387
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,987
- I don't know what they are.
- Right.
388
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:29,162
I got two tickets.
Friday night.
389
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:34,036
- You asking me to go with you?
- Sure. Sounds good.
390
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,835
Like a date?
391
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:38,899
Exactly.
392
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,968
Except for the- the date part.
393
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,011
Forget it.
394
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:49,816
Uh, no, l- I was gonna go
to the oncology dinner.
395
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:53,255
Of course. You have to
hear Wilson's lecture.
396
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,317
No. I just found out he canceled,
like, two weeks ago.
397
00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:06,268
So... what do I wear?
398
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,935
Still with us, Hank?
Yeah. I'm here.
399
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,443
My chest feels funny.
400
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,242
Tachycardia.
Your heart's beating too fast.
401
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:18,874
We're sorting it out.
But you stay with us, all right?
402
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,185
- Keep talking to us, Hank!
- Where's Lola?
403
00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:25,781
Ten units of insulin sub-Q.
An I.V. Push D-50.
404
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,291
- Why's his potassium up?
- Damned if I know.
405
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,420
Kayexalate too. We gotta suck
that potassium out of him.
We gotta get his heart rate down.
406
00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:33,589
- [Woman] We need a crash cart!
- You got it.
407
00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:36,065
[Monitor Alarm Beeping]
408
00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,625
- It's definitely not Addison's.
- It's not steroids either.
409
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:42,036
Set.
Help in here, please!
410
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:46,669
His heart rate is 130 and rising
like a RandyJohnson line drives.
411
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,780
"A" for effort.
There's no point
in doing the transplant.
412
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:55,286
Even if he was stable enough,
it's obvious that we have no idea
what's wrong with him.
413
00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:59,050
First it's too high.
Now it's too low?
414
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:03,825
His heart's not responding
to the atropine.
415
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,955
Heart rate's down to 40.
I thought it was up.
416
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,466
Now it's down.
Last time he went out at 35.
417
00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:12,332
- What's wrong?
- I have no idea.
418
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,504
Hit him with the atropine
before he gets to 35 again.
419
00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:20,970
[Foreman]
We've already given him
three milliliters.
420
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:23,139
[House]
Apparently that's not enough.
421
00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:26,083
[Chase]
We can't stabilize his heart rate.
422
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:28,085
[House]
What did you do to him?
Kayexalate.
423
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:31,145
His pulse was through the roof.
So was his potassium.
424
00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:34,623
- It wouldn't do this.
- Something did.
425
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:41,426
Call me when he's stable.
Or dead.
426
00:26:51,242 --> 00:26:53,506
I remember the first time.
427
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,543
You weren't even supposed
to be pitching that day.
428
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,050
I'd flown all the way to Tokyo
to watch this kid,
429
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:04,179
and he gets tossed
for arguing a call in the first inning.
430
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:09,985
Ah, your pitches- perfect.
431
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,897
Ball seemed to go faster
than your arm.
432
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:18,993
It was like the rules didn't apply,
like physics couldn't slow you down.
433
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,268
Hot damn, it was beautiful.
434
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,471
Hey, Warner.
435
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,911
Hey, kid. How ya feelin'?
436
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:34,543
I hurt.
437
00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:37,747
My arm, my head, everywhere.
438
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,686
They must've dialed down
the morphine.
439
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,752
That's just wrong, man.
You're in pain.
440
00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:49,198
Hey, I got somethin' for ya.
441
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:53,362
No.
442
00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:56,635
A doc in St. Louis
gave 'em to me for migraine.
443
00:27:56,708 --> 00:28:00,576
I'm an addict. I can't take that.
Even Lola was okay with the morphine.
444
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:03,273
This stuff's just a little stronger.
445
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,339
Come on.
446
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,357
I'll just try one, Warner.
447
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,193
[Man On P.A.]
Dr. Mulvaney,
please call extension 6134.
448
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:21,391
Dr. Mulvaney,
please call extension 6134.
449
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,798
Three more symptoms.
450
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,564
Heart rate up. Heart rate down.
451
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:29,607
Now he's hallucinating.
You gotta promise not to tell Lola.
452
00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:33,543
Okay, coach?
He's not just dreaming?
453
00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:36,978
No R.E.M.
He's actually awake.
454
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,573
Drugs?
Not psychedelics.
455
00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:42,176
Not with the heart symptoms.
456
00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:46,656
Well, hallucinations
would point to digitalis.
It would also mess up his heart.
457
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,989
But he's not on it.
458
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,688
And why would he take it?
459
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,762
Yeah.
460
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,926
Pithy analysis.
461
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,936
I can see why they asked you
to speak at the cancer dinner.
462
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:02,199
I'm sorry I'm gonna miss it.
463
00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:04,468
I'm sorry
about the monster trucks.
464
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:07,636
No, I think it's great.
You're giving back.
465
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:12,513
Only thing is...
466
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,577
uh, digitalis,
467
00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:20,887
it would only explain
the later symptoms,
468
00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,950
not the original ones.
469
00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:35,570
Sure, you know,
it's got a lot of movement.
470
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,574
Problem is,
everybody sees the movement.
471
00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:41,043
You're throwin' your curveball
like you're-you're throwin' a curveball.
472
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:44,707
Deception.
That's the-
[Coach Yelling Instructions]
473
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,717
Same motion.
474
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,720
Less movement,
but it won't come back at you.
475
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,780
[Coach]
All right, outfielders move in.!
Right there.!
476
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,523
How'd you get in here?
477
00:29:57,595 --> 00:30:01,190
Spoke Spanish.
Told them I was the new shortstop
from the Dominican.
478
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,962
How's Hank doin'?
Lousy.
479
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:11,002
Around your fingernails,
that swelling, it's called clubbing.
480
00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:14,067
Hippocrates noticed that a lot
of his friends who also had that...
481
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,807
tended to frequently
grab their chests and die.
482
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:19,975
Yeah, I got a heart condition.
What's wrong with Hank?
483
00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:22,315
What do you take for it?
Digitalis.
484
00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,378
Got 'em with you?
485
00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:28,692
Huh.
Well, that's weird.
486
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,856
I just filled this prescription
a couple days ago.
There's another bottle here.
487
00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,990
Don't bother.
488
00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:37,899
Hank Wiggen stole your pills.
489
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,834
He tried to kill himself.
490
00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,478
So what happened?
491
00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:02,859
He left the bottle open
while he went to get some water?
492
00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:04,861
Next time,
just take the whole bottle.
493
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,594
Hey, man, you got no right.
494
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,499
See, people remember
how many they've got.
495
00:31:11,569 --> 00:31:15,096
Date's right on the label,
number of pills-
regular person can do the math.
496
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:19,405
But a junkie doesn't have to,
because how many pills he's got left,
that's all he's thinking about.
497
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,412
Big insurance policy?
498
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,175
[Laughs]
499
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:28,117
- This isn't about the money.
- Not for you, no.
500
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:32,418
Most reputable stores won't
cash your checks after you're dead.
501
00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:36,221
But for Lola, well, girls like that,
they're all about the money.
502
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,421
Don't you say that.
503
00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:41,260
She already saved my life.
504
00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:44,733
I was dead in Japan. She brought me back.
Everything since then, that's gravy.
505
00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:46,599
That's more than I deserve.
506
00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:48,605
You owe her?
Everything.
507
00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:50,732
Ah. So the attempted suicide,
508
00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:54,835
the scaring her to death-
what is that? That's gratitude?
509
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,778
Love?
510
00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,873
Yeah, I get that.
511
00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:05,285
Well, take out
what you did to yourself yesterday-
we're back to the kidneys and the bones.
512
00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,958
I'm scheduling the transplant.
513
00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:13,587
- [Grunting]
- [Urine Sloshing, Dripping]
514
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,193
Never visit a patient.
515
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,860
I want that baby!
516
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,838
Even if I'm gone,
that's a piece of me and Lola...
517
00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:24,704
breathing, walking around town,
518
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,767
goin'to baseball games.
519
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:32,476
If there's any more transplant talk
from you, Lola, or anybody else,
520
00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:35,975
I won't screw it up this time.
521
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:38,045
I'll take myself out for good.
522
00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:46,620
I'll start treating the Addison's,
which will most likely destroy
what's left of your kidneys.
523
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,326
Fine.
Start the treatment.
524
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,459
[Bell Dings]
525
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,965
Hey.
526
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,646
What-
Hank Wiggen peed on me.
527
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,512
What do you think these pants
are worth on eBay?
528
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:08,984
I've got some big boy diapers in my office.
The rep hands 'em out like candy.
529
00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:12,386
Is it that bad?
No, not if you like
the smell of urine.
530
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:16,450
Of course, why should I
trust someone who lies
about what he's doing Friday night?
531
00:33:18,062 --> 00:33:20,997
Question is, what are you
really doing Friday night?
532
00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:25,126
Or more to the point,
what could possibly be better
than monster trucks?
533
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,194
Or are we breaking up?
534
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,734
[Sighs]
535
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:47,558
Stacy's coming into town
this weekend.
536
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,559
We're having dinner.
537
00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,618
Just catching up.
538
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,056
I definitely had pants here.
539
00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:57,931
Wait a second.
Is that Stacy the stripper?
540
00:33:58,002 --> 00:33:59,936
I heard she's playing Atlantic City.
541
00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:04,304
No, Stacy the constitutional lawyer.
542
00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:07,436
You thought
I couldn't handle this news.
543
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,373
You talk to her a lot?
544
00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:17,683
No, it's been a long time.
545
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:24,753
- If you don't want me to see her-
- What is this, eighth grade? I'm fine.
546
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,763
It's fine if you're upset.
547
00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,731
No, it's-
548
00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:31,968
I have no right to be upset.
549
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,165
You two were friends.
550
00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:40,102
You should see her.
551
00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,169
Say hi for me.
552
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,339
So, you're okay?
553
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:48,408
I'm not the cancer doctor
who's lying about the cancer dinner.
554
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:53,982
I'm not the one betraying
all those poor little bald-headed dying kids.
555
00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,457
I'm gonna go get some pants.
I stink.
556
00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:10,436
You're treating him for Addison's
and you don't think it's gonna work?
557
00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:14,239
He tried to kill himself.
I know.
558
00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:18,806
He's confused. We can have another baby.
I can make him understand that.
559
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:21,283
I'm having an abortion.
We do the transplant-
No.
560
00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:23,377
I can make decisions
about my body.
561
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:27,788
And he can make decisions about his.
He doesn't want your kidney.
562
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:32,490
So he'll die?
563
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,223
Probably.
564
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:57,877
If you keep that appointment,
he'll also probably die.
565
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,856
Keep the baby.
566
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,833
Are you just being polite?
567
00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:24,681
My pants are-
568
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:27,684
Oh, they're all wet.
569
00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:33,986
You can't smell that?
570
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,357
You think she'll abort anyway,
try to force his hand?
571
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:42,422
No, she's not gonna
risk losing him.
572
00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,469
[Chuckles]
That's funny?
573
00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:51,634
No, the monster trucks.
House asking you, that's- that's funny.
574
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:55,145
I was the first person he ran into.
He just asked me.
575
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,942
Yeah, like a date.
576
00:36:57,014 --> 00:37:00,211
Exactly.
Except for the date part.
577
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:10,559
If the patient decides to go the dialysis route,
we've got some product you should check out.
578
00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:13,791
Mmm.
Hey, Dr. Foreman.
579
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:17,561
Courtesy of the generous Sharon
and the good folks
at Castine Pharmaceuticals.
580
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,762
I was just telling the guys about
the Bermuda conference in April.
581
00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:22,965
Three days of sun and scuba,
and one hour oflecture.
582
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,235
Oh, God, do we have
to go to the lecture?
583
00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:28,278
So, you're the new Arnie.
584
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,909
Dr. House.
It's good to see you.
585
00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:35,316
Would you get me a coffee?
Black, no sugar.
586
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,355
Okay, so who is it?
587
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,454
Come on.
She's sleeping with one of you.
588
00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:51,233
Oh, God, please tell me it's you.
589
00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:53,327
She buys lunches.
She doesn't-
590
00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:55,634
Don't worry. You're not gay.
You're adventurous.
591
00:37:56,841 --> 00:38:00,368
You think she's gonna prostitute herself?
The three of us are that important to her?
592
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,309
I'm afraid not, no.
593
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:05,543
The groupies sleep with the roadies
in order to get to Mick.
594
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,813
And you're Mick?
That was the metaphor
I was making, yes.
595
00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:11,787
Why are you here?
596
00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,882
Damn, it's you.
597
00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:21,163
It's not Addison's.
New symptom. Inability to smell.
598
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:23,462
I was just in Hank's room.
599
00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:26,970
He said it smelled like the men's room
at Veteran's Stadium. He was right.
600
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:29,336
We rejected environmental causes
because the wife was healthy.
601
00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:32,399
Well, she's not. Last six months,
she can't smell a thing.
602
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:38,504
If you think of them as one single patient,
you add her symptoms to his-
603
00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:41,073
Cadmium poisoning.
604
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,485
It explains everything. Even why they
had so much trouble getting pregnant.
605
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:47,046
How could they have gotten
exposed to that much cadmium?
606
00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:50,025
Unless they were eating
steel and batteries for breakfast.
607
00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:53,427
So, where else is cadmium?
Some foods,
polluted groundwater.
608
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:56,489
We should check their home.
I think I know
how it happened.
609
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,500
I'm gonna need
another urine sample.
610
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:02,732
What for?
Sure.
611
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:04,240
[Hank]
Whatever you want.
612
00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:07,004
Why wouldn't you give it to me before,
but now it's no problem?
613
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:10,912
- I'm dyin', right?
- So you've got nothing to lose this time.
614
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:15,719
Begs the question,
what were you worried about last time?
615
00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:20,755
The funny thing is,
when we tested you before,
we were just looking for steroids.
616
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:23,851
What should we look for now, Hank?
617
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:27,864
Hank, what's the story?
618
00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:32,030
A little weed every now and then
when no one was looking?
619
00:39:36,273 --> 00:39:38,503
I don't believe this.
620
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,874
- We quit.
- You did.
621
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:43,675
If you'd kept going, you wouldn't
have just lost your sense of smell.
622
00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:45,215
I quit the hard stuff.
623
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:51,147
- I just needed to relax.
- Based on the symptoms,
you're a lot more than a social user.
624
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:55,056
So you've been lying to me
all this time?
I'm sorry.
625
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:58,584
There must have been
cadmium in the soil
where the marijuana was grown.
626
00:39:58,662 --> 00:40:03,929
Some people get bone loss,
kidney failure,
some people's testes shrink,
627
00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:07,459
and some people
lose their sense of smell.
628
00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,335
We'll start treatment
right away.
629
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,137
You should be fine by opening day.
630
00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:14,575
Baseball's in the summer, right?
631
00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:16,806
It didn't hurt the baby, did it?
The cadmium?
632
00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:20,783
- If you've been clean,
the baby should be fine.
- Okay.
633
00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:27,820
Please. I'll stop everything.
I'll- I'll go to meetings every day.
634
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:33,328
Lola.
635
00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:37,190
Twice a day.
636
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:40,399
How's the ballplayer doing?
637
00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:43,167
Much better.
Too bad about his career.
638
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,571
What do you mean?
639
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,667
Major League Baseball's
collective bargaining agreement...
640
00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:49,235
requires medical reports
on all treatment.
641
00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,907
Given Hank's history,
he's not likely to get much leniency.
642
00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:54,917
Why should they care
that he's being treated for Addison's?
643
00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:57,852
You're not treating him
for Addison's.
My report says I am.
644
00:40:57,922 --> 00:40:59,947
You're lying on the report?
645
00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:02,959
Well, everybody does stupid things.
646
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:05,461
It shouldn't cost them
everything they want in life.
647
00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:09,988
No, it shouldn't,
but it usually does.
648
00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:14,299
On the other hand,
if it means someone
can actually beat the Yankees-
649
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:20,800
So what about House?
Is there any way
we can get him down there?
650
00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:26,846
You really wanna talk
about work?
651
00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:30,945
No. Not at all.
652
00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:50,930
[Engines Rewing]
[Spectators Cheering,
Applauding]
653
00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:54,443
That was amazing!
654
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,811
I'm telling you.
Grave Digger never disappoints.
655
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,545
You ever been married?
656
00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:10,549
Well, now, let's not ruin
a lovely night out
by getting personal.
657
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:15,054
I lived with someone
for a while.
658
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,958
You gonna finish that?
659
00:42:22,439 --> 00:42:25,465
[Mumbling]
[Laughs]
660
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,568
[Cameron]
I'll race you to the car.
661
00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:05,143
That's some bad hat, Harry.